Here am I, Lord Cummerbund the second, marching out into a wonderful new land. The land of the Deviants!
I have ventured into the vast jungles of Africa, traversed the deadly sands of Arabia, and walked the trails of the Orient. Yet never in all my days have I seen such a grand collection of artisans, creators, wonder workers and dreamers.
I hope my my time in this land is worthwhile and I hope to have many a good friend here. But for now I am a stranger, and must find some of these magnificent folk to chat with, and to browse the masterpieces of this hidden land.